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#1 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 17-11-2013 02:11



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was ist braun und fliegt durch die Luft?

Eine Ledermaus!

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#2 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 17-11-2013 02:13



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was quiekt beim Bauen?

Ein Ziegelschwein!

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#3 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 18-11-2013 08:20



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was ist ist schwarz-weiß und steht still auf der Stelle?

Ein Klebra!

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#4 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 19-11-2013 11:46



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was ist ist gesund und läuft über den Tisch?

Ein Fluchtsalat

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#5 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 20-11-2013 10:28



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was ist gelb und kann nicht schwimmen?

Eine Planierraupe! Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#6 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 21-11-2013 11:57



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was macht Ralf Schumacher, wenn er ein Formel 1 Rennen gewonnen hat?

Er macht die Playstation aus und geht schlafen. Grin

Bearbeitet von wuerfelchen am 21-11-2013 11:58
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#7 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 22-11-2013 10:32



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was haben ein Dackel und ein kurzsichtiger Frauenarzt gemeinsam?

Eine feuchte Nase. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#8 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 23-11-2013 11:50



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Welcher Mann hat kein Gehör?

Der Schneemann Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#9 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 24-11-2013 02:37



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bäcker und einem Teppich?

Der Bäcker muß morgens früh um halb 4 aufstehen.
Der Teppich kann liegenbleiben.
Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#10 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 25-11-2013 11:07



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Warum trinken Mäuse keinen Alkohol?

Weil sie Angst vor'm Kater haben. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#11 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 26-11-2013 09:58



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Was passiert mit einem Engel, wenn er in einen Misthaufen fällt?

Er bekommt Kotflügel. Grin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#12 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 27-11-2013 09:29



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Welcher Vogel hat keine Flügel, keine Federn und keinen Schnabel?

Der Spaßvogel Grin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#13 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 28-11-2013 13:29



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Was versteht man unter einem viel befahrenen Autobahnkreuz?

Nichts.Da ist es viel zu laut. Grin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#14 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 29-11-2013 10:07



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Was ist beim Elefanten klein und beim Floh groß?

Das "F"

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#15 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 30-11-2013 09:30



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Wie kann man eine Blondine stundenlang mit einem Blatt Papier beschäftigen?

Man schreibt auf beide Seiten "BITTE WENDEN" drauf! Grin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#16 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 01-12-2013 02:09



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Wer lebt von der Hand in den Mund?

Der Zahnarzt

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#17 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 02-12-2013 14:49



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Wann fällt Frauen das Abnehmen am leichtesten?

Wenn das Telefon klingelt. Grin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#18 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 03-12-2013 10:20



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Welchen Satz hört ein Hai am liebsten?

"Mann über Bord"

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#19 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 04-12-2013 11:38



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Wie viele Erbsen passen in ein leeres Glas?

Eine.Danach ist es nicht mehr leer. Grin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#20 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 05-12-2013 12:55



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Beinbruch und einem Einbruch?

Nach einem Beinbruch muß man liegen.
Nach einem Einbruch muß man sitzen.
Grin

Bearbeitet von wuerfelchen am 05-12-2013 12:56
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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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