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#1 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 16-02-2013 11:32



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Anstatt: "Dieser Idiot baut einen Mist nach dem anderen!"

Sagt man:" Möglicherweise haben wir noch nicht die richtige Position für ihn gefunden."
Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#2 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 17-02-2013 10:42



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Ich hab nen Tinnitus im Auge! Ich seh nur Pfeifen! Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#3 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 18-02-2013 16:20



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Pubertät ist, wenn man grübelt und nicht weiß worüber.

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#4 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 18-02-2013 16:21



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Pubertät ist, wenn man grübelt und nicht weiß worüber. Grin

Bearbeitet von wuerfelchen am 18-02-2013 16:22
Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#5 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 19-02-2013 09:37



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Wie sind die Steigerungsformen von LEER? LEER - LEHRER - OBERLEHRER Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#6 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 20-02-2013 13:00



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Willst du richtig kacken,
nimm die Hände in den Nacken.
Dei Ellenbogen auf die Knie,
dann kannst scheissen wie nie!
Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#7 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 21-02-2013 18:27



Beiträge: 9071
Registriert seit: 23.07.11


Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Mein Schienbein hilft mir im Dunkeln Möbel zu finden. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#8 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 22-02-2013 09:37



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Für bestimmte Menschen gehe ich bis ans Ende der Welt. Für Andere nicht mal ans Telefon. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#9 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 23-02-2013 10:59



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Sprächen die Menschen nur von Dingen, von denen sie etwas verstehen, die Stille wäre unerträglich. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#10 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 24-02-2013 10:56



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Das Leben ist ein Nehmen und Geben. Also nimm mich und gib's mir! Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#11 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 25-02-2013 10:11



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Früher konnte ich mein Eheglück nicht fassen, heute kann ich es nicht umfassen. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#12 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 26-02-2013 09:26



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Kennt ihr das? Man findet alte Fotos und denkt sich: "Wie konnte ich mal so rumlaufen?" Grin

Bearbeitet von wuerfelchen am 26-02-2013 09:26
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#13 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 27-02-2013 10:16



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Registriert seit: 23.07.11


Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Ich vergesse nie ein Gesicht, aber in deinem Fall will ich mal eine Ausnahme machen. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#14 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 28-02-2013 09:28



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Die kürzeste Verbindung zwischen zwei Punkten ist gewöhnlich wegen Bauarbeiten gesperrt. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#15 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 01-03-2013 08:04



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

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"APFELPFLÜCKER
möcht' ich sein,
denn der holt sich froh und munter
einen nach dem andern runter."
Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#16 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 02-03-2013 11:40



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Er: „Schatz, warum lässt Du es mich nicht spüren, wenn Du einen Orgasmus hast?“

Sie: „Weil Du nie dabei bist Schatz!“
Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#17 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 03-03-2013 10:06



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Ich bin immer der schnellste! wärend andere noch Stolpern, lieg ich schon längst auf der Fresse ! Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#18 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 04-03-2013 10:18



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Wenn Dich die bösen Buben locken,

bleib' zu Haus' und stopf die Socken.
Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#19 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 05-03-2013 08:46



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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

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Wir alle müssen mit unseren Enttäuschungen leben, ich muss mit meiner schlafen. Grin

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#20 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 06-03-2013 09:22



Beiträge: 9071
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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20
Ich bin klein,
mein Herz ist klein.
Mein Höschen ist schmutzig,
bin ich nicht putzig?

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/url_bbcode_include.php on line 22

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/mail_bbcode_include.php on line 21

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w00a88db/includes/bbcodes/img_bbcode_include.php on line 20

Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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