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#1 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 01-11-2012 06:46



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Die Männer, welche wert auf Weiber legen, tun dies leider meist der Leiber wegen.
Erich Mühsam (1878-1934) deutsch. Autor u. Publizist

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#2 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 02-11-2012 08:35



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Die Schönheit brauchen wir Frauen, damit die Männer uns lieben.

Die Dummheit brauchen wir Frauen, damit wir die Männer lieben.

Coto Chanel (1883-1971) franz. Modeschöpferin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#3 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 03-11-2012 12:27



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Ein Mann erwartet von einer Frau, daß sie perfekt ist.

Und daß sie es liebenswert findet, wenn er es nicht ist.

Catherine Zeta-Jones (*1969) brit. Schauspielerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#4 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 04-11-2012 10:08



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Selten ist ein Mann so gut in Stimmung wie dann,wenn er von sich selbst erzählt.

Marlene Dietrich (1901-1992) deutsch-amerikan. Schauspielerin u. Sängerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#5 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 05-11-2012 09:43



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Heutzutage gilt ein Mann schon als Gentleman, wenn er die Zigarette aus dem Mund nimmt, wenn er sie küßt.

Barbara Streisand (*1942) amerik. Musikerin u. Schauspielerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#6 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 06-11-2012 09:39



Beiträge: 9071
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Was sagt ein Mann, wenn er bis zur Hüfte im Wasser steht?
"Das geht über meinen Verstand."

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#7 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 07-11-2012 08:39



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Warum täuschen so viele Frauen einen Orgasmus vor?

Weil so viele Männer das Vorspiel vortäuschen.

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
wuerfelchen
#8 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 08-11-2012 10:52



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Warum haben so viele Männer einen Bierbauch?

Damit der arbeitslose Zwerg ein Dach über dem Kopf hat.

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#9 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 09-11-2012 11:21



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Ein Mann hält sich schon für einen Frauenkenner, wenn er jeder Frau gegenüber denselben Fehler macht!
Hillary Clinton (amerik. Politikerin und Außenministerin *1942)

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#10 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 10-11-2012 09:13



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Frauen werden den Männern niemals ebenbürtig sein, solange sie nicht mit Glatze und Bierbauch die Straße runterlaufen können

und immer noch denken, sie seien schön!


Nina Hagen (*1955) deutsche Musikerin und Schauspielerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#11 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 11-11-2012 09:25



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Männer sind doch Kavaliere! Mancher Mann begleitet seine Frau beim Rasenmähen sogar mit einem Sonnenschirm.

Doris Day 8*1924) amerik. Schauspielerin u. Sängerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#12 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 12-11-2012 19:24



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Es stimmt ja gar nicht, daß Männer immer nur an Sex denken.

Nur wenn sie denken, denken Sie an Sex.

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#13 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 13-11-2012 08:30



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Ich habe nie geheiratet, weil ich 3 Haustiere zu Hause habe, die den gleichen Zweck erfüllen wie ein Ehemann.

1.) Einen Hund, der jeden Morgen knurrt.

2.) Einen Papagei, der den ganzen Nachmittag flucht.

3.) Eine Katze, die spät in der Nacht nach Hause kommt.

Marie Corelli (1855-1924) brit. Schriftstellerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#14 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 14-11-2012 09:21



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Lieber mit interessanten Frauen in die Hölle, als mit dummen Männern ins Paradies
Zarah Leander (1907-1981) schwed. Schauspielerin und Sängerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#15 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 15-11-2012 13:42



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Auch die schwächste Frau ist noch stark genug, um mehrere Männer auf den Arm zu nehmen.
Trude Hesterberg (1892-1967) deutsche Schauspielerin und Kabarettistin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#16 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 16-11-2012 08:31



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Wer Wärme sucht in Männerarmen, wird sich erkälten und verarmen.
Sophie von La Roche (1730-1807) deutsche Schriftstellerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#17 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 17-11-2012 09:04



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Das Gute am Winter ist, daß keine Männer mit kurzrn Hosen rumlaufen!
Martina Navratilove (*1956) tschechoslowakisch-amerik. Tennisspielerin

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#18 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 18-11-2012 12:12



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Wenn Männer reden könnten, wäre diskutieren eine olympische Disziplin!
Diane Keaton (*1946) amerik. Schauspielerin und Produzentin

Bearbeitet von wuerfelchen am 18-11-2012 12:13
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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#19 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 19-11-2012 08:04



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Männer sind wie Uhren. Sobald man sie repariert hat, gehen sie!
Ingrid van Bergen (*1931) deutsche Schauspielerin

Bearbeitet von wuerfelchen am 19-11-2012 08:05
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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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#20 Beitrag drucken
Geschrieben am 20-11-2012 08:39



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Frauen mögen in der Lage sein einen Orgasmus vorzutäuschen. Aber Männer können ganze Beziehungen vortäuschen!

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Immer wenn Du meinst es geht nicht mehr, kommt irgendwo ein Lichtlein her!Smile
 
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